Have i general and as many recruits as you want stand in a line! General is out in front of the line!
General: welcome to the worlds finest recruiting barracks!
(last recruit in line sneezes)
General: Who sneezed(goes up to the first recruit) did you sneeze?
Recruit 1: NO, i was tying my shoe!
(general takes stick-the gun-and shoots the recruit. who then falls to the ground!)
(so on and on on on)
General says to last guy in line: did you sneeze!
Last person says: yes please(kneel down) dont shoot me!
General i just wanted to say Gesundheit!