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The Fisherman |
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The Fisherman
Scene set-up: Leader sits pretending to be ice fishing, holding a fishing rod. Another leader announces that the scene takes place on a frozen lake. The sitting leader is obviously a successful fisherman, because look at all of the fish that he has in his pail.
First Leader: (Walks on) “Wow! Look at all of the fish! What's your secret? Etc., etc... “
Fisherman: Mumbles a reply but doesn't open mouth...
First Leader: “I’m sorry, I didn’t understandy...what did you say again?” (continues to try and get fisherman to say something)
Second Leader: Walks on and goes through the same 'Wow... What's your secret?' routine.... etc….”
Fisherman: Mumbles same reply, but still doesn't open mouth.
Continue this until all of the leaders have come up and commented on 'What's your secret?'.... Once all of the leaders are on stage, everyone starts to get angry at fisherman for not replying in a way that they can understand.., etc., etc.
Finally, fisherman cups hands under his mouth, and and says…
Fisherman: “ 'Patooee', Well….the secret to my success is that you have to keep the worms warm!'.”
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:28 pm |
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