Poor Conductor Home Page › Forums › Fun for All › Skits › Fully Involved Skits › Poor Conductor This topic contains 0 replies, has 1 voice, and was last updated by admin 10 years, 10 months ago. Viewing 1 post (of 1 total) Author Posts September 25, 2008 at 7:07 pm #1532 adminKeymaster Equipment Six scouts, two chairs, table, plastic gun or scouts fingers, hammer. Preparation Rehearse Action Setting: On a train. (3)passengers are on the train when the Conductor comes up. Conductor: (holding a gun at the passengers) I’m a poor conductor, give me all your money. Passengers: WHAT?! Conductor: (Still holding gun) I said, I’m a poor conductor give me all your money. Passengers: ( run over and “PRETEND” to beat up conductor) the passengers then take the conductor in front of a judge. Judge: ( Banging Gavel) What’s this man doing here? Passengers: He tried to kill us and take our money. Judge: (to Conductor) Why did you try to rob these people? Conductor: I’m a poor conductor. I needed the money. Judge: What?! Cunductor: I’m a poor conductor. I needed the money. Judge: (banging gavel) I sentence you to the electric chair. Executioner, take the prisonner to the electric chair. Executioner takes Conductor to a chair and straps him in and throws the switch. Conductor: (bounces around in the chair acting as though he is being shocked.) Executioner: Hummm? ( he checks the conections and straps and turns up the power and throws the switch again.) Conductor: ( bounces around in seat again.) Executioner: (checks one last time) I’ll turn it all the way. (then turns power to full and throws the switch) Conductor: (bounces around furriously making lots of noise.) Executioner: ( turns switch off, runs over to the conductor and ask.) That was enough electricity to kill an elephant. Why are you still alive? Conductor: I told you I was a POOR CONDUCTOR. Source: http://www.scoutorama.com/skit/ Author Posts Viewing 1 post (of 1 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic.