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    Equipment
    Six scouts, two chairs, table, plastic gun or scouts fingers, hammer.

    Preparation
    Rehearse

    Action
    Setting: On a train.
    (3)passengers are on the train when the Conductor comes up.

    Conductor: (holding a gun at the passengers) I’m a
    poor conductor, give me all your money.

    Passengers: WHAT?!

    Conductor: (Still holding gun) I said, I’m a poor conductor
    give me all your money.

    Passengers: ( run over and “PRETEND” to beat up conductor)

    the passengers then take the conductor in front of a judge.

    Judge: ( Banging Gavel) What’s this man doing here?

    Passengers: He tried to kill us and take our money.

    Judge: (to Conductor) Why did you try to rob these people?

    Conductor: I’m a poor conductor. I needed the money.

    Judge: What?!

    Cunductor: I’m a poor conductor. I needed the money.

    Judge: (banging gavel) I sentence you to the electric chair.
    Executioner, take the prisonner to the electric chair.

    Executioner takes Conductor to a chair and straps him in and throws the switch.

    Conductor: (bounces around in the chair acting as though he is being shocked.)

    Executioner: Hummm? ( he checks the conections and straps and turns up the power and throws the switch again.)

    Conductor: ( bounces around in seat again.)

    Executioner: (checks one last time) I’ll turn it all the way. (then turns power to full and throws the switch)

    Conductor: (bounces around furriously making lots of noise.)

    Executioner: ( turns switch off, runs over to the conductor and ask.) That was enough electricity to kill an elephant. Why are you still alive?

    Conductor: I told you I was a POOR CONDUCTOR.

    Source: http://www.scoutorama.com/skit/

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